Things That Happen to Sabrina, Vol. I

Sabrina told me about this one time when she was the subject in a case of mistaken identity. She was at this random Starbucks that she never goes to and this lady comes up to her and says, "Sarah?" Sabrina says no, she's not Sarah. The lady walks away confused. This event reminded Sabrina of another time a while back when she was on a bus. A girl kept looking at her shyly as if she knew her and before getting off, approached her and asked "Sarah?" Now Sabrina's going crazy, wondering who this Sarah girl is that looks so much like her. And it happens a third time! On the metro plat-form. But this time Sabrina was ready. She dully looks at the identity-confused person and says "No." Sabrina looks Sarah up on her social-networking website. Sabrina thinks Sarah is unattractive and is embarrassed. I think Sabrina should use this mistaken identity thing to her advantage. She starts thinking up ways to get karmic revenge. She will tell the next person who mistakes her for Sarah that they owe her money.One night I wanted Sabrina to come out to a bar with me, but since she is underage she needed to find a fake I.D. So we ingeniously send an email to Sarah asking for some of her old cards. But she said no and that is the last Sabrina heard of Sarah.